Recovering Asshole

I am a gigantic nerd. Need proof? I see this sign every morning on the train on my way to work. And every morning ... I mean every s...

After many, many years of wondering, I think I've finally figured out Charlie Brown's Halloween costume. He's the ghost of Clyde...

If only Nic Cage had seen this warning label on the welcome sign of a certain secretively insular, neo-pagan, honey-producing island lady-co...

You! Stop! Bad! You're being! What did we tell you about that?! Do not be! Till next we meet ...

The zebra has the lion. The cape fur seal has the great white shark. The airborne salmon has the gaping, toothy mouths of grizzly bears...

Well, that's peculiar. Why is the soundtrack for this episode of NOVA nothing but wakka-chicka-wakka 70s porn music? Let's click tha...

So this bizarre thing seems to have happened to me. For no particular reason -- and I mean NO reason -- I've started waking up without t...