Recovering Asshole

(sigh) So, apparently it's "Casual Friday" in CNN's headline writers' room. It really is a shame they couldn't man...

What's the most Perilous chore in the world for a Stick Figure to perform? Mowing my lawn, apparently. According to the warning labels o...

Seriously. Get down. Lower. No, lower! On your belly! Because they have RULES in this town, is why! Now will you please GET DOWN! All the wa...

Yes, we're right there with you in the Tri-State area. But take one goddamn step outside that area -- into The Forbidden Zone? Well, ...

Naturally, I'm also looking forward to his imported Italian knees. Till next we meet ...

So I was roaming the hardware store the other day ... ... and I fear this pick-axe might know something ... DON'T LET HIM ON A PLANE! ...

I hate how delighted this parking meter is at the thought of taking my money. Come ON, man! Have the decency to do your giggling behind m...