Recovering Asshole

I'm not nearly as big a douche as I used to be. Honest.

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

You Know What The Problem Is With Most Of My Buddies?

They're just not portable enough! Well, not anymore! SOLVED!! Till next we meet ...

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I'm Not Quite Sure Why ...

... but somehow my lunch is making me feel like such a bad, bad, dirty boy. True, I should probably be spanked for eating this ... but not ...

Thursday, August 26, 2010

This Is The Most Delightful Thing I've Seen Today

Disgustingly, the Meat WITH Feet truck never leaves Quentin Tarantino's driveway. Because ... see ... he's always going on about th...

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Pop Quiz: How Desperate/Hungry/Stoned Are You?

Should you find yourself in the frozen food aisle at 2:30 in the morning and this box has captured your attention ... ... then clearly you a...

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Sometimes It's Nice When Things Are Nice

You know ... every once in a while I stumble upon a thing that doesn't suck. This was one of those times. Sure, it's a little slap-d...

Monday, August 23, 2010

Well, That Seems Needlessly Harsh

Way to rub it in. Jerks. Till next we meet ...

Sunday, August 22, 2010

She Left Them No Choice, Really

Predictably, she was stoned and burned at the stake for leg witchcraft. Though due to her remarkably low fat content, she did make for very ...

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