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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Now You're Being Cooked With Gas! (Stick Figures In Peril!)

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The eternal question. We've all wondered it. Pondered it. Dreamed it. Mused aloud about it during staff meetings. Had it tattooed on the...
Monday, March 29, 2010

I Weep For Humanity. Especially Thirsty, Rock-Stupid Humanity.

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So I was on the train going to work this morning and I happened to notice something in the restroom. We live in a country where a sign like ...
Sunday, March 28, 2010

Have You Seen My Teeth?

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Hi there. I'm Giada De Laurentis. You may know me from the Food Network where I play a gaunt, painfully malnourished Natalie Portman bob...
Saturday, March 27, 2010

It's Back? Really? Where Has It Been?

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As it turns out, after doing some research ... it seems the Waffle Sandwich has been in prison. In Nevada. For stabbing, like, nine dudes ...
Friday, March 26, 2010

Please Leave This Store

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Dear Customers, While we truly appreciate your interest in coming to our store to spend money on our products ... ... we really wish you...
Thursday, March 25, 2010

Naaayyyyyyyyy! (Stick Figures In Peril)

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By order of the Board of Health, this area has been decreed ... A FONZIE-FREE ZONE. Violators who insist on remaining Fonzie will be subject...
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Monday, March 22, 2010

A Fool's Errands (Monday, 3/22/10)

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1) Cram as many copies of new "Hoarders" DVD set as you can into your cat-infested house. 2) Clear brush from Crawford ranch. For ...