Recovering Asshole

The 13-year-old boy in me really wants to drive this truck. But on the other hand, the adult in me really wants to drive this truck. Till ne...

1) Buy Christmas present for Tiger Woods: a BIG black book. 2) Drink own weight in nog. 3) Hang around under mistletoe while "funny...

You may not even realize it, but you've been BEGGING for this. BEGGING. So now ... at long last ... I give to you ... Steven Seagal Law...

1) Ask Tiger Woods for a ride to the end of his driveway. 2) Two words: "Penis" and "Beehive." 3) Listen to Jonas Brothe...

So I was taking a leisurely shower the other morning and I happened to notice that I wasn't the only sardonic old fat guy making a came...

So the new Twilight movie, New Moon, has apparently smashed all kinds of box office records. Including, bafflingly, several held by The Dar...

1) Tell that cool liquid metal policeman that your name really is John Connor. Even if it isn't. 2) When camping out in front of the Wa...