Recovering Asshole

Nothing! You hear me? NOTHING gets by Gretta. Not a goddamn thing! This is Gretta we're talking about here! She's BOLD! She's ...

1) Fire. What's it REALLY taste like? 2) Take public speaking lessons from Sara Palin. 3) Jump shark. In dark alley. Steal his walle...

Like when it decides to stop pushing buttons on the remote when Van Helsing comes on. Here are some recycled Twitter posts to help you shar...

I'm the first person to admit that I have only the barest, most rudimentary understanding of music. Even though my dad was a professiona...

1) Remember to secure hatch on homemade balloon so your good-for-nothing asshole kid can't sneak out and wreck your chance at your own b...

1) Bet life savings that the Mets will be surprise come-from-behind winners of '09 World Series. 2) Reach into that alligator to get you...

I fear our pantless hero is now entering his "Margot Kidder/Anne Heche" phase ... Till next we meet ...