Recovering Asshole

1) Throw him the idol. When you know damn well he's never going to throw you the whip. 2) Add new baby to cast of your aging sit-com. 3...

Are you a lady? Ever wonder what happens behind the mysterious door of the Men's Room? These recycled Twitter posts should help clear th...

1) Clear wood-chipper jam. From inside . 2) Two words ... Shark Rodeo! 3) Ask Suzanne Somers if she can recommend a good oncologist. 4) Clea...

I think there's a very good chance that this particular graffiti artist regularly gets his ass kicked by a girl who draws unicorns on he...

I'm very glad that even in this bad economy ... ... that you've been able to find work. Because we NEEDED a sign in that particular ...

1) Save money and time with convenient in-home self-circumcision kit. 2) Pop Rocks + soda + a whole shitload of heroin. 3) Pay for ticket to...

Flowers have arrived from space. I think someone is clearly trying to steal my woman. If it's Captain Kirk, I'm totally boned. Thoug...