Recovering Asshole

1) Remind the nice policeman to check the trunk. 2) Breakfast, lunch & dinner at Taco Bell. Midnight snack in E.R. 3) Two words: Lava Di...

1) Eat pail of lead paint chips. 2) Place another rotten mango offering at personal shrine to George W. Bush. 3) Stick tongue into moving bo...

Seriously. You should vote for me. Because it will make you feel good. Like virtuous good. Like when you come home from the gym. Or when you...

Double scoop of righteous indignation? Don't mind if I do. So, after a recent ... oh, let's call it a "Brush With The Law...

I've got an angry face. It's not a relaxed, open, friendly face. The face people see across a room and instantly want to hang out...

I'm what you might charitably call a "late adopter." Look up my name in the dictionary and you won't exactly find the word...